ABOUT

Once upon a time, in a land far, far, far, far way - you know, west Texas - two cute, blond little girls were born to the luckiest families in the world. They had the normal childhood, elementary school, jr. high, high school, cattle rustling, bad country western dancing, even worse singing, backup singers for Eric Clapton, former hairdressers for Mahatma Gandhi before he became a holy man, tap dancers to the stars, Chuck Norris sidekicks on his Academy Award winning movie, croc wrestling in Australia, a couple of years on the bull riding circuit, advisory committee for Winston Churchill, once negotiated peace treaty between two warring Indian tribes, a year on the Russian Ballet tour (but it was too dang cold), rescued a couple of lion cubs in Africa during the rainy season, helped discover the formula to end all bad hair days (sadly the formula was destroyed in a fire and there were no back up copies), during our rebellious period, a short stint with Bonnie and Clyde, that long week in the hills with Pancho Villa,..........nah, c'mon, they were normal all-American families. Despite all their parents' best efforts, apparently some faulty wiring had occurred and before you today is Grandmas Unplugged.